Spitters are quitters
Mine was for a DJ gig for Party24 haha

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thequeenvevo:

"yeah i used to like you too"

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jackingtonoff:

jackingtonoff:

WAIT THE BEST FALL OUT BOY VIDEO EVER IS WHEN PETE’S GIVING A TOUR OF HIS HOUSE OR WHATEVER FOR MTV AND THEN HIS MOM COMES HOME AND STARTS BRINGING THE GROCERIES AND PATRICK WANDERS IN RIGHT BEHIND HER CARRYING IN GROCERIES TOO AND PETE’S JUST LIKE “OH WOW ALRIGHT WHAT’S UP” 

HERE IT IS FLICK TO LIKE 6:10 FOR THE THING IM TALKING ABOUT FUCK IT’S HILARIOUS 

russiangovernment:

metaknighty:

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this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.       but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

russiangovernment:

metaknighty:

✽✾✿❁❃❋

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.       but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

mine was about fortune tellers

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flirtytwink:

I want a one direction phone case so Zayn can be close to my butt

dallonweekes:

nuggits2:

do emo ppl go swimming

Tell Kevin russiangovernment.tumblr.com he’s cute

what's weird about penis/testicles?
Anonymous

webmd:

my teacher told a story about a guy who SAT DOWN the wrong way and busted a testicle & had to have surgery. Men are WEAK they’re fuckin WEAK